January 2012
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
December 2011
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The Dame: vivianemae: Ten Reasons Why You Should... →
vivianemae:
Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond Ring from Anyone, Under Any Circumstances, Even If They Really Want to Give You One
fuckyeahsexeducation:
1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old…